Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Proof Is In the Pen...The Lion's Pen

I stopped by at Vixen's place today, and she posed this question to her readers: Do you believe God exists? Now, I for one, usually try to avoid such heated topics of conversation, preferring to stick to discussions of blowjobs and recreational alcohol abuse. But the lovely Miss Vixen is hella-cool, so I figured she'd have no problem with me posting my answer here.

Last week, Reuters posted this story:

Lioness in Zoo Kills Man Who Invoked God
Mon Jun 5, 2006 08:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

My answer, then, after reading this story? Yes, God most certainly exists, and She loves to punish stupid men, just as all women do.

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