Wednesday, April 19, 2006

If I Had a Hammer...

...I'd beat the dickhead in the Hummer who cut me off today over the head with it.

You just HAD to get in front of me, right? Seriously, man, I LOVE having to spin out and slam on my brakes. I think I had a small heart attack. Thanks for that, you fucker.

Hey, while you're at it, why don't you drive by the middle school and plow through some kids in the crosswalk? Or better yet, there's an old folk's home not too far from here. Wouldn't it be fun to knock over a few senior citizens? Are you up for a little target practice?

Here's to hoping you get run over by a semi, you prick. Have a nice day.

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