Have You Seen This Heart?
Born: October 29, 1972
Date Last Seen: February, 2006
Last Known Location: Chicago, IL
Description: Kind and generous, with an enormous capacity to love. Tender and sweet, but with a hint of mischief. Not easily fooled, but capable of being broken if handled incorrectly.
Primary Suspect: Wonderful, thoughtful man. Charming, intelligent and handsome. Known to steal women's hearts with nothing more than his words.
Possible Location of Suspect: Far away, across time zones and continents.
If you see this heart, please notify the proper authorities at email@example.com. She'd like to know just how the hell it was stolen so quickly.