Friday, November 11, 2005

Drink Porn - The Party Game

This is for my new friend, EazyDoesIt...

After posting a few comments on Eazy's site, http://eazye2613.blogspot.com/, I began to think about all the good times my friends and I have had over the years playing Drink Porn. And then it struck me...I should teach everyone how to play! The world would be a much happier place, for certain. I mean, really, porn can be fun for everyone.

There really are no "rules" to the game, per se, but I will give you a few guidelines. Feel free to create your own as well.

When any of the scenarios listed below takes place, take the appropriate number of drinks. It goes something like this:

Female's fake breasts remain firmly pointing upwards while laying on her back = 1 drink
Female looks up sexily at male while giving a blowjob = 1 drink
Male grabs back of female's head & pulls hair WHILE female looks up sexily while giving a blowjob = 2 drinks
Female using a dildo with another female = 1 drink
2 Females using a double dildo = 4 drinks

And the list goes on and on.

There are no winners or losers in this game. That's the beauty of it. I mean, how can anyone lose when they combine booze & porn?

Oh, and by the way, a great way to determine who should buy the alcohol for the next Drink Porn party is to have everyone do the following:

At the beginning of the evening, have everyone write down the order of sexual encounters in the video you're all about to watch, ie: boy/girl, boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy/girl.

The person who is furthest from the actual order buys the liquor.

Happy drinking, everyone!






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